Some Milk a Three Year Old & Nuts
Donnie, my three year old, wanted to have cereal for dinner. Sure, why not? Who doesn't like breakfast for dinner?
After I pour his milk on his cereal he says, "Mom, can I have a little more milk?"
"I think you have plenty", I replied.
"But Mom, I really like milk!", he exclaims.
"Okay", as I start to pour a little milk on top of his cereal.
"MOM!!!!", he yells.
"What is the matter Donnie, you asked me for more milk."
"Mom are you trying to break my nuts? I wanted it in a cup to drink!"
Just as he said that my mother-in-law walked in the room and said "Donnie, what did you just say?"
Which he replied; "You break my nuts Nana" and he starts to belly laugh.
After I finally stopped laughing by myself in the corner I came to find out that his best friend at school says this all the time. Yah, it may be time to talk to his teacher huh?
Kim
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LOL! Oh boy, I kind of miss moments like that!
Break my nuts?! Hysterical!!
"Break my nuts?" Oh my goodness that is hilarious. And in front of the MIL.. even funnier!
That kid cracks me up!
I am dying laughing!!!! OMG!
Oh I don't feel so alone anymore!! hahaha I posted about the break my nuts thing a few weeks back and boy was I thrown for a loop...I don't typically have a boy in the house so when my stepson arrived for the summer - well, suffice it to say, we've all learned a little bit more about boys than we wanted to!
They do say some funny things though!
~K
Oh. My. Gosh. That's hilarious! lol I think I wouldn't have made it to the corner to laugh lol.
In humour, timing is everything. Donnie has it in spades. :)
Damn kids and their 'words' and 'learning' and 'peer pressure'.
Oh my - how funny! Can't say I've ever heard that expression before. :O)
Donnie Soprano?
He is SO my kind of kid!
I'm thinking that it IS a step up from, "Mom, quit busting my balls."
I think I've just found my new favorite expression. Thanks.
Oh my. Yes, we are definitely in the same boat. These kids and their sponge like noggins! - LOL
That is fantastic! I don't think that would have made the cut on "Kids Say The Darndest Things"
LMFAO! I Love it :)
Oh my goodness!! That is BY FAR the best story of the day!!!
Thanks for the mid-morning laugh! :)
Oh my word! That is so wrong but so funny! I would totally have been standing in a corner giggling and trying to gain composure.
Definitely teacher talking time!
I love when little kids think they're funny - and even more when they actually are!
That is too cute!
ROFL!! Oh man, that one may be a tough one to break. So hard not to laugh ;)
LMAO!!
That is so ridiculously funny. Oh my.
That's hilarious!!! Did you ask him if he knew what the meaning is of what he said?
Breakfast for dinner is the best. And that boy is HI.LAR.I.OUS!
so funny!!!
xo
makes me wish I had kids even more. Just found your site via Jeremy at DiscoveringDad. What fun! Great story.
Break my nuts... HILARIOUS!
Yup. Funny stuff. While watching Toy Story the other day at my sister's, my 5 year old was witnessing the scene where Scud the dog was running after the toys and he says, "Oh Shit!" At least it was in the correct context.
KEEP BELIEVING
Bwuahahahahaha!!!!
Oh your Donnie is hilarious!
Aren't 3 year olds great? Pick everything up.
The 3 yo girlie sings "I kissed a girl, and I liked it..."... ALL DAY LONG!